Have you ever had the perfect Day?
Or the perfect meal?
Maybe the perfect apple, or plum, or slice of banana cream pie?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to you The Perfect BnTer. This Man Personifies what we are all about on bridgeandtunnel.org. Exposing BnT even at its highest level of concentration.
Where to begin with this douchebag? Ah yes, the hair. Ronald McDonald would be proud of that pomp. Its SO Shiny too! He must use Soul Glo.
The handkerchief around the neck, check.
Hideous all over print T-Shirt, Check
Plug Earrings?! I thought this was the property of punk rockers and Iraq war vets who ignored rebelliousness trying to piss off their parents?
What a cute little pencil-stache. It looks like this “man” colored his upper lip with a fine tip Sharpie. I think he may have sharped the eyebrows with the same pen. Barf.
If you see this man, please tell him to go home.