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Her Native Name is “Stands with a Beast”

Posted by on April 17, 2012


Which one to choose between these couple of beut’s ?

On one side you have a wildebeest wearing what appears to be caution tape over her ham hock arms and fat back. The grin on her face gives evidence that she has recently grazed, But is on the hunt for another kind of meat.

On the other side you have a sunken eyed Zombie. The feathered earrings speak to her native routes I’m sure, since she isn’t anywhere close to stripper hot. This leather faced slag is more weathered than The Flying Dutchman.

Be warned. The more you drink, the easier it will be for femslobs like these to sink their tepid talons into you.

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