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This one takes “always stand out in the crowd” a little too literally. The outfit is one right out of the 80′s with the cut off denim vest on top of the denim ankle pants. He’s doing a little two step here as well. Very happy he was able to borrow a beanie from Cam’Ron.
This is another one of the Bridge and Tunnel female crowd. Do not be fooled by a tight booty and some sexy legs, because beneath that Mac Counter caked exterior is a lecherous demon who will have you changing her 3 kids’ diapers in no time.
In this Corner, weighing in at 120 lbs, We have The Douchebag White Guy. In THIS Corner we have a 6’3″ Nubian King, just doing his job as a Bouncer outside of this local hotspot. Guess who wins? We have to give Little Mac some credit, as he keeps getting up. The Kid’s got balls.
His Name is Big Snacks, and I can’t even make it half way through this horrible train wreck of a song. The over sized shirt thing is only around to stop fatso people from looking so fat, but im still making out the fully developed breasts. Also, if you look close there is a dinner … Continue reading
No Everything Bagels? Ok Fine, Sesame. Everything is calm. The guy may be taking his time to make the bagel, but its ok. Nobody is worried about wasted time or germs. Then here comes Hero Sandwich. Flamboyantly strutting up to the counter with super hero long hair and a very aggressive attitude, this guy is … Continue reading
As We all know. The Bridge and Tunnel Crowd is made up of both sexes. Males and females, bouncing to the latest LMFAO track at the Club, grinding into each other as they try to impress with drawn on eyebrows and Dragon Ball Z … Continue reading
We are big fans of tradition here at bridgeandtunnel.org so I would like to start some traditions here for my readers, so i bring you our very first Fight of the Week. Every week i will bring to you the very best (worst?) brawls, rumbles and skirmishes on the interwebz. The BnT Rumble going … Continue reading
Fluffed Marshmallow flavored Vodka… And Smirnoff no less. Let that roll around in your head a bit. I can just picture the tight dressed single mothers ordering their Mallow flavored vodka while spending a weekend in Las Vegas with the Bridge and Tunnel hoard. Who chooses this swill?
Which one to choose between these couple of beut’s ? On one side you have a wildebeest wearing what appears to be caution tape over her ham hock arms and fat back. The grin on her face gives evidence that she has recently grazed, But is on the hunt for another kind of meat. On … Continue reading
Have you ever had the perfect Day? Or the perfect meal? Maybe the perfect apple, or plum, or slice of banana cream pie? Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to you The Perfect BnTer. This Man Personifies what we are all about on bridgeandtunnel.org. Exposing BnT even at its highest level of concentration. Where … Continue reading